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DIANE

WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter


             I.  I love a woman
                 who loves women, too,
                 and I'm not a woman.
                 so what can I do
                 to make her come through?
                 I wish I knew.

            II.  I tried to bribe her,
                 an easy ten bucks.
                 thanks for the offer,
                 thanks for the yucks,
                 but keep your ten bucks.
                 fellatio sucks.

                 doo-doo-doo-etc.

           III.  now I'm a woman,
                 my name is Diane.
                 I tried to look up
                 that sweet lesbian.
                 I struck out again:
                 now she's a man.

                 doo-doo-doo-etc.

© Copyright 1983 Earl P. Reinhalter.   All Rights Reserved.

 





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