DINOSAURS WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter INTRO: A - E riff (8 times) A E A E A E A E I. every girl wants a rich man for her own - A E A E A E A E doctor, lawyer, someone with a throne. E D A E D A E the smell of law books turns her on like a light. E D A E D A E she whispers into his stethoscope in the night. INSTRUMENTAL: A - E riff (4 times) A E A E A E A E II. every guy wants a pretty girl at home, A E A E A E A E a Playboy bunny, a cover girl from Vogue. E D A E D A E if she has a brain, he doesn't care E D A E D A E as long as he can stain her underwear. A E CHORUS: poor guys A E A E A E gotta lotta trouble in the world today. A E plain girls A E A E A E gotta lotta trouble in this world. /// REPEAT CHORUS /// /// REPEAT INTRO /// A E A E III. living in a cave, he must be powerful and brave (half verse) A E A E to bring home the food. A E A E sitting by the fire, she turns him on when he is tired A E A E and they raise a brood. B BRIDGE: he kills dinosaurs A to feed their guests. B children grow much more A if she's got big breasts. B Dr. & Mrs., Sen. & Mrs., Prince & Princess, Pres. & Mrs. A what's-his-name... B (guitar) ...what century is this A anyway? INSTRUMENTAL: B - A - B - A (lead) B - A (chords only) B BRIDGE CONT'D: if you want a pretty girl, A if you want a man of wealth: B do you want to please the world? A or do you want to please yourself? B stop killing dinosaurs. A stop killing dinosaurs, B dinosaurs, A dinosaurs. INSTRUMENTAL: B - A (chords only) A (segue into next section) /// REPEAT INTRO /// A E CHORUS/ENDING: poor guys A E A E A E gotta lotta trouble in the world today. A E plain girls A E A E A E gotta lotta trouble in this world. A E A E A E A E poor guys... A E A E A E A E plain girls... A E gotta lotta trouble, A E gotta lotta trouble, A E gotta lotta trouble, A E (stop) gotta lotta trouble... N.C. A E A E in this world, A E A E in this world, A E A E A E A E (riffs) in this world, A E A E (chords only) in this world. END CHORDS: A - D - A - E - F#m (one strum each) © Copyright 1986 Earl P. Reinhalter.   All Rights Reserved.