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FAST FOOD

WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter


             I.  there's a rat
                 inside a wall,
                 his habitat
                 small.
                 he'll never last:
                 no fortitude.
                 he's eating Fast
                 Food.
                 pellets wouldn't do:
                 much too hard to chew.
                 got a bad review.
                 got a new menu.
                 oooh-----

        CHORUS:  Fast Food brand rat poison,
                 that's the rat's new ration.
                 I smell a rat.

            II.  the nourishment's
                 before my eye.
                 looks like a French
                 fry.
                 pour on the salt.
                 it will conceal
                 cholesterol
                 meal.
                 burgers on a bun,
                 high in sodium,
                 taste all right today.
                 symptoms are delayed.
                 oooh-----

                 (repeat chorus)

           III.  sweet nuggets of death
  (half verse)   and poisonberry jam
                 soften up the teeth.
                 the wolf becomes a lamb.
                 oooh-----

                 (repeat chorus)

        ENDING:  I smell a rat!
                 I smell a rat!
                 I smell a rat!

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