THE TWO-STEP WALTZ WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter I. the stadium in Cashville sits upon a landfill. the left-field grass, it sways in the air. nobody ever plays over there. II. the cheerleaders in Cashville dance upon an anthill. but in the dark, when wallets are still, they all start their strange quadrille... CHORUS: doing the two-step waltz, doing the two-step waltz. if you can hold onto one-two-three, one-two, you'll do the two-step waltz. III. each batter makes a single, and fatter pockets jingle. they never hit anything over your head. Cashville plays it safe instead. IV. six umpires run the show. players come and go. some of them will imitate movements they did not create... CHORUS: doing the two-step waltz, doing the two-step waltz. if you can hold onto one-two-three, one-two, you'll do the two-step waltz. V. twelve locks, no escape-o. send trucks full of capos. "1 - 4 - 5" the plates all read. one key is all you need. END CHORUS: waltzing a two-step, dancing a new step, from the beginning to the ninth inning I'm doing the two-step waltz. from the beginning to the ninth inning I'm doing the two-step waltz. © Copyright 1995 Earl P. Reinhalter.   All Rights Reserved.