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WAITING FOR BREASTS TO APPEAR

WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter


          I.  she's waiting and waiting
              and waiting for breasts to appear.
              she's twelve years old
              and she's still got room
              in her training brassiere.
              she bought a new dress
              and bought a new skirt
              'cause she's getting big in the rear.
              but she's waiting and waiting
              and waiting for breasts,
                  waiting for breasts to appear.

         II.  she's waiting and waiting
              and waiting for breasts to appear.
              now she's fourteen
              and her friend Eileen
              has entered the B-cup frontier.
              how can she be
              a bosom buddy
              when she has no bosom down here?
              she's waiting and waiting
              and waiting for breasts,
                  waiting for breasts to appear.

        III.  she's waiting and waiting
              and waiting for breasts to appear.
              she's sweet sixteen
              with a suction machine
              designed by a breast engineer.
              she measures the left
              and measures the right -
              the same size as last year.
              still waiting and waiting
              and waiting for breasts,
                  waiting for breasts to appear.

         IV.  she's waiting and waiting
              and waiting for breasts to appear.
              she undertakes
              to make some fakes
              to fill up a D-cup brassiere.
              the men stare alot
              at what she is not
              and wish that her clothes were shear.
              they're all waiting and waiting
              and waiting for breasts,
                  waiting for breasts to appear.

          V.  so she takes them out
              and hands them to him:
              "if that's what you really want, here!"
              he thanks her and smiles and
              she wants him to just,
              wishes they'd just
              disappear!

© Copyright 1988 Earl P. Reinhalter.   All Rights Reserved.

 





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