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DID SOMEBODY STEP ON A DUCK? (A Natural History of the Fart) By Jim Dawson -NOW AVAILABLE FROM RANDOM HOUSE- COMPLETE THE TRILOGY! |
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"Did Somebody Step on a Duck? captures the universality of flatulence, combining scholarly diligence with scatological delight. Jim Dawson is indeed the King of Farts."
--Paul Krassner, author of Who's to Say What's Obscene? |
BERKELEY BREATHED's BREATH OF "FRESH" AIR
SONGS FOR FART LOVERS!
It's been sixteen years now since the Grammy Awards snubbed Da Yoopers' 1994 CD, Songs For Fart Lovers, but that hasn't stopped Jim Dawson from including it in his Did Somebody Step on a Duck? chapter about the Yooper culture of Michigan's Upper Peninsula. With songs like "She Loves to Fart," "If She Farts on Da First Date (She's a Keeper)" and the tear-jerking "If I Could Fart Like My Dad," Songs For Fart Lovers is guaranteed to be one of those evergreens, like Phil Spector's 1960s Christmas album. (www.dayoopers.com)
THE ULTIMATE FART SILENCER
MADOFF SCULPTURE
SPARROW FART
From a chapter called “His Eye Is on the Sparrow Fart,” Dawson reports, “You’ll have to get up pretty early in the morning to find anyone who celebrates the expression 'sparrow fart' more than New Zealanders. They’ve put it on a postage stamp. “If you wake up at sparrow fart, are away with the fairies, get stuck in boots and all, or are prone to throwing a hissy fit, you are, like the latest issue of New Zealand Post stamps, a classic Kiwi,” the New Zealand Post [Office] said on July 4, 2007. “The new stamps have an added twist—people can rub off the black mark to reveal the definition of the expressions.” (The other ones mean throwing yourself enthusiastically into an activity, traveling far away, and losing your temper.)
“Post Stamp General Manager Ivor Masters said, “[W]e developed the list by going through loads of books and dictionaries and then whittled the list down to what we felt were still most commonly used. There are many more out there and this list is the tip of the iceberg.”
“When I contacted Mr. Masters two years later to see how the sparrow’s fart stamp was doing, his office responded that the issue had sold very well to both collectors and regular stamp users, but since the stamps were sold as a full sheet, ‘it is impossible for us to identify sales of the ‘sparrow fart’ themselves. We did receive a couple of letters with reference to sparrow fart but no more letters than other stamp issues. The term sparrow fart is quite common in New Zealand and I would say it’s generally accepted as part of our language.’ In other words, hardly anybody objected.”
iFART, THEREFORE I AM
Joel Comm and his notorious (some say wonderful) invention, the iFart, are featured in the "iFart, Therefore I Am" chapter in Did Somebody Step on a Duck?“Hey Jim,
I and my team members are big iPhone fans. When we heard that Apple was making the SDK available, we immediately had a meeting and began whiteboarding ideas. We filled that whiteboard in no time! But one idea made us all laugh and that was iFart. We agreed that it could be a massive hit. The rest is history.”—Joel Comm
For more on Joel and the amazing tale of his iFart App, check out the “iFart, Therefore I Am” chapter in Did Somebody Step on a Duck?
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