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DINOSAURSWORDS & MUSIC: Earl P. Reinhalter
I. every girl wants a rich man for her own - doctor, lawyer, someone with a throne. the smell of law books turns her on like a light. she whispers into his stethoscope in the night. II. every guy wants a pretty girl at home, a Playboy bunny, a cover girl from Vogue. if she has a brain, he doesn't care as long as he can stain her underwear. CHORUS: poor guys gotta lotta trouble in the world today. plain girls gotta lotta trouble in this world. (repeat chorus) III. living in a cave, he must be powerful and brave (half verse) to bring home the food. sitting by the fire, she turns him on when he is tired and they raise a brood. BRIDGE: he kills dinosaurs to feed their guests. children grow much more if she's got big breasts. Dr. & Mrs., Sen. & Mrs., Prince & Princess, Pres. & Mrs. what's-his-name... what century is this anyway? if you want a pretty girl, if you want a man of wealth: do you want to please the world? or do you want to please yourself? stop killing dinosaurs. stop killing dinosaurs, dinosaurs, dinosaurs. CHORUS/ENDING: poor guys gotta lotta trouble in the world today. plain girls gotta lotta trouble in this world. poor guys... plain girls... gotta lotta trouble, gotta lotta trouble, gotta lotta trouble, gotta lotta trouble... in this world, in this world, in this world, in this world.
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