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FAST FOODWORDS & MUSIC: Earl P. Reinhalter
I. there's a rat inside a wall, his habitat small. he'll never last: no fortitude. he's eating Fast Food. pellets wouldn't do: much too hard to chew. got a bad review. got a new menu. oooh----- CHORUS: Fast Food brand rat poison, that's the rat's new ration. I smell a rat. II. the nourishment's before my eye. looks like a French fry. pour on the salt. it will conceal cholesterol meal. burgers on a bun, high in sodium, taste all right today. symptoms are delayed. oooh----- (repeat chorus) III. sweet nuggets of death (half verse) and poisonberry jam soften up the teeth. the wolf becomes a lamb. oooh----- (repeat chorus) ENDING: I smell a rat! I smell a rat! I smell a rat!
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