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HUSBANDS

WORDS & MUSIC:   Earl P. Reinhalter


          I.  husbands pay the bills.
              you can quit school.
              he'll buy the clothes you need,
              and pay for all your food.

         II.  husbands give you status
              you don't have to earn.
              you can watch his TV set
              as the world turns,
              as the world turns
              right by you.

   BRIDGE A:  a husband is a useful thing
              beyond comparison.
              a husband is a useful thing
              beyond comparison.
              a husband is a useful thing.
              so I think I'll find me one.
              where do I find me one?

        III.  husbands move the furniture
              and get the car to start.
              gives you chocolate candies
              in a Valentine's heart,
              St. Valentine's heart,
              no real heart.

         IV.  and when you're through with him,
              he gives you child support,
              alimony payments
              after the divorce,
              after the divorce court.

   BRIDGE B:  now a husband is a stupid thing
              beyond comparison.
              a husband is a stupid thing.
              god, they're really dumb.
              but a husband is a useful thing.
              so I think I'll find me one.
              where do I find me one?

© Copyright 1983 Earl P. Reinhalter.   All Rights Reserved.

 





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