INTRO:  E(no3rd)  (continue vamp throughout verses)


           I.  SPOKEN:
               to the bookers who won't hire me
               because I have no following
               because the public doesn't know who I am
               because the bookers will not give me any gigs...

               and to the radio stations that won't play my music
               because the public,
               which has never heard of me,
               has not yet indicated in surveys that they like my music...


               E(no3rd)
      CHORUS:  rot to hell! (3x)


INSTRUMENTAL:  Aadd9(no 3rd) - E(no3rd)(add-5)/Bb - E(no3rd)/B
               Aadd9(no 3rd) - E(no3rd)(add-5)/Bb - E(no3rd)
               Aadd9(no 3rd) - E(no3rd)
               Aadd9(no 3rd) - Dadd9(no3rd)
               G# - G - F - D# - D - C - A# - A - G - E(no3rd)


          II.  SPOKEN:
               to the journalists who don't know anything about music
               but they express themselves well enough
               that people think they know what they are talking about...
               analyze this! ---


      INSTR.:  Aadd9(no 3rd) - E7sus4 - Cmaj7(add6) - D6(add9) (2x)


               E(no3rd)
      CHORUS:  rot to hell! (3x)


         III.  SPOKEN:
               to the music publishers
               that used to publish sheet music
               but now they don't publish anything,
               they just count your money and keep half of it...

               and to the record companies
               that deduct recording costs from your royalties
               and then they keep the master tapes that you paid for...

               they gotta lotta scrotum,
               but I got better - I got a modem!